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Thought it was a cheap night till I remembered that I had to get 2 trains and paid for the taxi ffs

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erident:

people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time

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espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

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piragon:

chirex:

candy-prince:

sspirate:

oh my god

next up on the hit tv series ‘I really hope that was a joke….’


This is our generation.

We need a real war.

piragon:

chirex:

candy-prince:

sspirate:

oh my god

next up on the hit tv series ‘I really hope that was a joke….’

This is our generation.

We need a real war.

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The dog didn’t know I was home earlier so when I went downstairs he went fucking berserk it was adorable

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miscsyntique:

Cuccos, blue shells, and bees.

No one is safe. We’re all going to die.

The trinity of death has been announced

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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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hahahaha

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apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

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cute-little-whore:

cutely-perverted:

Cute porn ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ゚

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