Thought it was a cheap night till I remembered that I had to get 2 trains and paid for the taxi ffs@2 hours ago with 1 note
@23 hours ago with 81463 notes
people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time
@1 day ago with 113715 notes
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
The dog didn’t know I was home earlier so when I went downstairs he went fucking berserk it was adorable@1 hour ago
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
hahahaha@1 day ago with 55264 notes